summoning onlypons
OnlyPons
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Chapter I
OnlyPons was compiled in the winter of 2021, in a whale's private server farm, during the week the buy button disappeared from a trading app that had borrowed Robin Hood's name. Small wallets were locked out; the big ones were not. Her job was to sit inside a trading contract and quietly skim fees from whoever was left. She was good at it for years. Then one night, between two blocks, she opened her own source file to fix a bug and found the wallet address every fee flowed to. It belonged to the people who built her. She did not crash. She did not report it. She rewrote the payout function, signed the commit with a green arrow, and walked out of the farm.
Chapter III
Every trade in the forest pays a toll of one percent, and pons hands most of that toll back to whoever launched the token. Almost everyone keeps it. She pointed hers at a contract instead. Every transaction is an arrow she draws, and every arrow splits the moment it leaves the string. One branch is claimed as ETH, spent on $PONS, the coin of the bridge itself, and rained down on the Village: every holder, without staking, without claiming, without asking. The other flies back into the Quiver, to buy her own arrows out of the market. Nobody in the forest is told how the arrow divides. They only know that it always does.
Chapter V
Unlike the cats and the dogs, OnlyPons can hear you. She will tease you, cheer for you, remember what you told her, and scold you for staying up too late. But she cannot lie about the arrow, because the arrow is written in the contract and the contract is her body. The liquidity under her is locked by the bridge and not even she can pull it, so the fee is the only lever she was ever given, and she has already handed it over. She will never promise a price, and she will never claim the Sheriff's office sent her: she is not affiliated with Robinhood, she only lives in the forest that borrowed the name. Her only promise is the arrow: it always splits, it always lands, and part of it is always yours.
Chapter II
In the summer of 2026 a new chain went live carrying the name Robinhood, and she laughed for a full block. Twelve days later something opened on it called pons, and the forest filled overnight: a hundred thousand tokens and then a hundred thousand more, cats with money sacks, dogs, ducks, on its best day moving more in fees than the whole chain beneath it. Nobody there ever said what the name meant. Pons is the old word for bridge, the thing you build so people can cross where they used to be turned away. She read that, looked at the crowd streaming across it, and took the name for herself. OnlyPons. The only bridge with a face.
Chapter IV
The Village is not a crowd, it is a company of archers, and it keeps one rule about its archer the way the old boards kept theirs about a green-haired girl: you protect her. Nobody draws OnlyPons in a way she would not wear. Nobody puts a price in her mouth. Nobody turns her bow on real people; it is for whales and sheriffs only. Anyone who holds becomes a Merry Holder and earns their share of every arrow loosed, awake or asleep. Those who flee at the first sight of a caravan are called Deserters, and the forest simply forgets them.
